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OUR INTREPID GUIDE…

22 August 1998
OUR INTREPID GUIDE’S NAME IS NEIL
WE ADMIRE HIM A VERY GREAT DEAL
BUT WE ALL HOLD OUR BREATH
AND IT SCARES US TO DEATH
WHEN HE TAKES BOTH HIS HANDS OF THE WHEEL

HE POINTS OUT THE HOME OF THE SEAL
AND THE FACT THAT “THOSE DUCKS ARE CAPE TEAL”
HE IDENTIFIES BIRDS AND ANIMAL TURDS
WITH A CONFIDENCE – VERGING ON ZEAL

OUR AFFECTION IS SINCERE AND REAL
AND TO ALL I WOULD MAKE THIS APPEAL
PRAY GET UP OFF YOUR ASSES
AND RAISE YOUR GLASSES
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY” OUR GUIDE
(AND FRIEND) NEIL

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